Lorks!

Rightio then..

Dot points because I'm tired and the snake is to blame:

Ross is still a dill. I wish he would go away..away away away. Well, not really of course, well, maybe, well, I don't know. He confuses me and I am easily confused.

I copped a pash at my mate Melly's wedding. You gotta love THAT dear readers! Cept, of course, he has a girlfriend - of which I had to remind him with morals a 'blazin after he started the game of tonsil hockey.. *sigh*

I am homeless. Groovy baby yeah. Its actually pretty good - in some ways! Though i really really do miss my little doggy. It would be better if I had actually saved some money from not paying rent - it seems that I have developed a give a shit attitude towards purchases because I know I have the money in my account. Stupid stupid stupid.

I head off on the Great Victorian Bike Ride this Friday! Cool! Pretty excited, yes! However - it did mean that I had to drop my bike off to my mate Ross for him to fix.. stupid stupid stupid..

All the babies that I know are all growing up WAY too fast - little Thomas, Jasper and the delightfully delicious Charlie Choo Charlotte! More *sigh*..

Which brings me to being old. In the time since I last was bored enough (or procrastinating basically) to put up a post here I somehow become 30. Or 20 10 as I like to put it. Now, I am not one of those normal oh my god I am turning thirty oh my god how old I am types - I am simply a little, well, twitchy about it because to me it represents a doorway through to a new level and, well, I just don't think I am ready for that level! I am still irresponsible, careless, unsure of my direction, lacking in focus and motivation, a whinger, a whiner, a dirty drunkard, a two bob flirt, without my intended successes and so on.
30? I mean seriously - that's grown up stuff! I still think like a teenager and I can't tell if and when that is going to change! And lets not even go into the part where I don't want to go through that door because I haven't even done the things I was going to do before I walked up to it..

* S I G H *

On the plus side - erm... a little help?

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